An unemployed man went to the zoo in desperation to find a job one day. The zoo management told him: "We have a opening. Your salary will be enough to feed your family." So the man asked: "What's the job?" The management told him: "It's really simple actually. You see, our gorilla died days before. So the visitors to our zoo is decreasing. We have a gorilla suit. So could you put it on and act like a gorilla?" And the man did so. He made a wonderful gorilla, swinging here and there. The visitors increased as they all wanted to see this animated gorilla. One day, the gorilla swung here and swung there. And he swung into the next enclosure, which was the enclosure of a lion! The man stood face to face with the lion and could even feel the lion's breath. He did all he could do. He screamed at the top of his voice. Then, the lion spoke. It said: "Shut up, you idiot! Or we'll both be fired!"
LOL!! That's all for today, folks.
